I’m so baked i didn’t notice that the pizza I wanted didnt add to the cart before I hit “order” so I just waited an hour and a half and payed $15 for one side of ranch dressing and nothing else
Co D. Ranks
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Co D. Ranks
@CRankinit69
Leg Day Enthusiast, Racoon Guy, Hot Bartender, Part-time Animal Wrangler
- “would u date someone with an onlyfans?” uhhhh would someone with an onlyfans date you? lmao
- oh to be a tiny cat on a large couch
- if someone made me candy corn cookies I would take it as a threatcan someone make me candy corn cookies? 🥺
- last night I smoked that little weed dust in the bottom of my grinder for the first time and I think I astral projected
- Might fuck around and refuse to date until I’m 25 and my frontal lobe is fully developed out of respect for myself and others
- MOTH: [first time seeing firefly] no fucking way
- that’s so crazy that you refollowed me on Instagram, sorry to hear your relationship didn’t workout
- I genuinely do not know if this photo is edited or if he actually looks like thatsomeone’s belly is pushing up into the buttons, he’s about at his limit
- My bop it: bop it Me: *bops it* Bop it: oh yeah, twist it Me: uhh weird *twists it* Bop it: pull it Me: *pulls it* Bop it: HARDER Me: ..... wtf Bop it: fuck me
- my room after the earth if we a 3 week don’t get our depressive episode shit together 🤝 uninhabitable
- OH! FUCK! SHIT! WITCH! -Salem, Massachusetts (1693)
