Christopher Powers@CPowers14Oct 21, 2025Me if I was offered $400,000 for my twitter accountHoops@HoopssOct 20, 2025Another major company just offered to pay $400,000 for this account. I also declined, I’m still not leaving anytime soon. I am here to stay.1901902.2K2.2K127K127K15M15M
Christopher Powers@CPowers14Nov 20, 2024Getting paid 35 mil to keep your hands in the QB pouch all day is actually the peak NFL existenceMarshall Green@MarshallGreen_Nov 20, 20248 is done SNY Giants00:00SNY Giants1191192.6K2.6K64K64K2.8M2.8M
Christopher Powers@CPowers14Oct 9, 2022Tom Brady trying to kick an opposing player, immediately getting up and begging for a roughing the passer call and getting it is the most Tom fucking Brady thing I’ve ever seen00:001.1K1.1K5.9K5.9K51K51K
Christopher Powers@CPowers14Aug 4, 2024You literally cannot put a price on this 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸00:002162163.7K3.7K50K50K3.4M3.4M
Christopher Powers@CPowers14Aug 24, 2024Loving ESPN’s new strategy of just letting everyone get hammered on live TV. The future is now old man90901.6K1.6K49K49K1.3M1.3M
Christopher Powers@CPowers14Jan 16, 2024How can you not love Baker Mayfield00:001411411.8K1.8K46K46K3.1M3.1M
Christopher Powers@CPowers14Nov 26, 2024Belichick printing out Gmail exchanges that say “Manningcast Questions” is the oldest move in old head history13813898998944K44K2.7M2.7M
Christopher Powers@CPowers14Jun 25, 2024You’ve had literally months to do this bud . All time procrastination00:0017317380880840K40K2.8M2.8M
Christopher Powers@CPowers14Dec 31, 2024The most violently high I’ve ever seen an athlete in an interviewBrenna Greene@BrennaGreene_Dec 30, 2024Dillon Gabriel, certified MORNING PERSON00:002472471.4K1.4K40K40K7.5M7.5M
Christopher Powers@CPowers14May 1, 2025Plane just touched down in Myrtle for buddy’s bachelor party. Open up text from wife - “plz take it easy this weekend, you have a son now.” Me:757594194139K39K2.2M2.2M
Christopher Powers@CPowers14Oct 27, 2025PLAYERS SHOULD SAY WHERE THEY *ACTUALLY* WENT TO COLLEGE IN THEIR SNF INTROSLazzyyyyyy@em_LazzyAug 1, 2024What’s the most boomer complaint you have?27927967367336K36K3.2M3.2M
Christopher Powers@CPowers14Dec 3, 2024when the wife texts "how's it going?" on Night 2 of a bachelor party in your 30s242475675626K26K2.2M2.2M