I been think say na only me dey think like this😂
Like you mean you're making so much million's and you want to teach me to come cut your million's short. Abi you no want billions🥹
Bless you.
I didn't want to talk initially because if I talk wetin dey my mind eh.
Brooooo, you couldn't even save the contact of your girlfriend with anything cute other than her name.
If you check Mary's phone you'll see one long romantic sentence she saved his contact with🤦🏾♀️
The fact that they think they don't have to change their underwear every time they have their bath because they don't menstruate is crazy🤦🏾♀️
Hei, do women menstruate every day?
That's how some of you will neglect your hygiene and when you mess your woman up, she'll bear the brunt
I wish mine was "I like you"
4 days after my birthday and my supposed boyfriend hasn't said anything that looks like a birthday wish.
I already know his excuse, 'I even forget my mother's birthday'
Lmao🥹
Honestly🤦🏾♀️
I always blame lack of Jobs, but bruhhhh there's books, movies, games, hangout, sports, and other things to keep one busy.
Oh there's sleep too.