i wish girls who want boob jobs and girls who want boob reductions could just like. venmo each other some tity.
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yoo chill im just a vessel ! didnt mean to flex on u bro Im just a vessel ,
bk
Joined February 2011
- who is ariana's therapist and are they accepting new clients
- this photo composition makes her look like a member of congressCharli xcx at SNL.
- every day we inch closer to "protein vape" being real. i know someone out there is in the lab giving rats a new type of cancer trying to figure it out
- eating the food thats in my fridge even though i want a treat instead
- born too late to be able to purchase a home off my 9 to 5 salary, born too early to cash out off of 15 minutes of tiktok fame, born at just the right time to receive 30 class action settlement payments of $20 - $300
- cig lizard you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they'll kill you.
- office culture is someone bringing in donuts and everyone for some reason refusing to take a whole one and cutting off 3/8 of the donut and then at the end of the day there's like 17/25ths of 9 different donuts left
- today my therapist said "carrying that shame isn't serving" (implied "you") as in it isn't benefitting me. but due to the specific brain worms i have it made me laugh interpreting it in a gay person way. like thats so true, shame is kind of antithetical to serving
- beautiful home, gay husband who doesn't even live there most of the time, both cheating.....it hurts to see other people living your dreams 😔The fact that the Marchioness of Cholmondeley is cheating on her husband, the Marquess of Cholmondeley with bald-headed William when her own husband is 63 and still looks like this… head full of hair? AND he has a beautiful home??? Girl
- dude your posture was so fucked up last night bro. your shoulders were so rounded man what the hell. your ears and shoulders were NOT lined up with your vertical midline and it was scaring all the hoes.
- having a bakery that opens at 10:30 am is so unserious. new york loves to do this. they dont even stay open particularly late in the afternoon either
- living in a really old building is crazy like someone was sleeping in my bedroom in 1923. who were they i need to know







