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Bryan Gottlieb
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Ordinary boring human, Flesh and Blood stuff over on @bryangfab he/him
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    Bryan Gottlieb
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    Jul 29, 2021
    The year is 2032. You sit down to play your first match ever on the Post Malone Pro Tour. You flip a Post Malone album. “Post” you call in the air. It comes up Post Malone. “I’ll Pre Malone” you say. You draw your opener. No Posts. “I’ll Maloneigan.”
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    Bryan Gottlieb
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    Oct 12, 2022
    I’m a 30 year Magic player with plenty of disposable income and a legitimate impulse spending problem. The 30th anniversary boosters are the worst Magic product ever made, not close. Suggesting that people should try not being poor so they can enjoy it is… wow.
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    Bryan Gottlieb
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    Sep 23, 2018
    What WotC must do at the conclusion of #MTGChamp :
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    Bryan Gottlieb
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    Nov 14, 2022
    If Bank of America, who made 103 Billion dollars last year while adding nothing of value to the world, looked at me and was like “y’all are too damn greedy,” I’d have to do some serious soul searching.
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    Bryan Gottlieb
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    Sep 7, 2021
    Didn't see this one coming, but stoked to see what this can do in Standard
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    Bryan Gottlieb
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    Jul 13, 2020
    My wife, playing her second match of Magic ever yesterday, upon reading the card I just cast: “So you just get to do whatever you want whenever you want, and I can’t do anything. Great. What a stupid card.” Another T3feri fan!
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    Bryan Gottlieb
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    Oct 25, 2024
    In retrospect, this was way too conservative
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    Bryan Gottlieb
    @BryanGo
    Jul 29, 2021
    The year is 2032. You sit down to play your first match ever on the Post Malone Pro Tour. You flip a Post Malone album. “Post” you call in the air. It comes up Post Malone. “I’ll Pre Malone” you say. You draw your opener. No Posts. “I’ll Maloneigan.”
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    Bryan Gottlieb
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    Jan 26, 2022
    40k people watching Yu Gi Oh on Twitch at 2AM on a Wednesday. People just won’t watch card games though. Not meant to be a spectator sport. Nope nope nope.
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    Bryan Gottlieb
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    Feb 22, 2022
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    Bryan Gottlieb
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    Jan 13, 2020
    Uber driver just told me he’s driving 12 hours a day, 7 days a week so he doesn’t lose his house while he goes through chemo treatments and just what the fuck are we doing here?
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    Bryan Gottlieb
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    Sep 23, 2024
    Trying to imagine a world where a third party controls the B+R for the most popular format of the game I work on is giving me a panic attack
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    Bryan Gottlieb
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    May 23, 2019
    I can’t express this enough... I do not give two fucks if you stop consuming my content because I take a few minutes to express basic human empathy. You can just go away silently without telling me.
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    Bryan Gottlieb
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    Aug 14, 2020
    To me, voting for Biden in this election is a lot like wearing a mask. It’s making me generally uncomfortable and feels like a minuscule action against unstoppable forces, but it costs me nothing, and there’s a small chance it’ll protect someone I care about.
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    Bryan Gottlieb
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    Sep 29, 2019
    Played Untitled Goose Game with my wife (non-gamer) last night. All day she has been setting up distractions, stealing things from me, and then yelling “Goosed you!” I’ve made a huge mistake.