Please enjoy this photo of the Oscars red carpet, in a dumpster, in the rain.
Bryan Cook
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- There's a scene in Arrested Development where Buster finds a rubber fist in his mother's dishwasher- SMELLS IT- recoils, and says he's going to put it back through on 'Pots & Pans.' Good luck, AI.
- We almost lost a complete '93 Letterman guest lineup today
- "Do I have covid? Because I find this wallpaper TASTELESS." -Me in a restaurant for the next five years
- "I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it." Lucille Bluth forever. Fuck.
- Covid is just trying to impress Jodie Foster.
- Last night I dreamt that Brits call bathing "having a sog" and I bet I'm right.
- Hotel California is just reggae played poorly
- Wait- Popstar is FANTASTIC. Why the fuck didn't anyone talk about this?
- Replying to @thebadcodeOne of the best jokes on a show that was all the best jokes
- If this gets enough likes (one) I'll get drunk and tweet everything in the new issue of @bonappetit that I'm furious about.
- Just want to check in real quick on the "don't punch Nazis" crew from a few years back.
