Norwich footballer getting pissed up in Hethersett, driving into parked cars, getting nicked and binned by his Mrs all in one night. Ideal playoff preparation. 😂
Chris Brownbridge
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Chris Brownbridge
@Brownbridge
@The_Bloaters First Team Manager
Don’t take criticism from someone you wouldn’t ask for advice.
Norwich/Chesterfield
Joined May 2009
- Jack Clarke isn’t shit. Jack Clarke is also not the second coming of Jesus. He’s a talented prospect who started 5 games last season, scored twice and got a couple of assists. We have to sell someone to be able to build again. I’d rather it be him than Phillips/Jansson. #LUFC
- 19 years. 399 games as a player. 281 games as manager. Business Houses 1. Anglian Com 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 & 1. Prem then shall we? What a club. ❤️🖤
- In Sports Direct this morning and some fat bint is dragging her six kids around while moaning as loudly as possible that “her mask is stopping her breathing”. That will be your diet, under-active thyroid and 6 kids by 5 different dads Charmaine you big wobbly spunk bomb.
- Covid is getting more and more clever. Now it’s only targeting local footballers who play for sides in the bottom halves of their leagues. Weird.
- Seen my dad 7 times in the last 20 odd years so I don’t really know what it’s like to have a father figure. My sole aim is to be a better dad to Sophie than mine was to me. Shout out to all my mates who love their kids. You the ones. ❤️
- Let’s be honest, we all wanted Aaronson, Wober and Kristensen to fuck right off BUT let’s also be honest that they’re also upgrades on what we’ve already got. It’s like 3 new signings coming into the squad. Wober > Cooper Kristensen > Shackleton Aaronson > Kamara #LUFC
- Up the Magpies etc. Look forward to getting started. ⚪️⚫️🖤⚪ WELCOME, CHRIS BROWNBRIDGE! We’re excited to announce Chris as our new Assistant Manager! ➡️ 11 seasons at Easton FC ➡️ 350+ games managed 🏆 Division 1 & 2 titles + Mummery Cup Big experience. Big ambition. Let’s go, Magpies! 🔥 #UTM #DTFC #WelcomeToTheMagpies
- Today marks 20 years since my Easton debut. 10 years as a player, 10 years as a manager, 700+ games, trophies, promotions etc. Probably could have done loads of other stuff in the same time. Wouldn’t change it for the world. UTFE. ❤️🖤
- A month ago decided to sort myself out, bought a bike and changed my diet. 30 days in, 19lbs 5oz down and feeling much better. Been a long time coming. Giving away what I did weight though! 😂
- I’ve jizzed into tissues stronger than Patrick Bamford. #LUFC
- When I took over we had 2 adult sides. We’ve now got 10 youth teams across every age group from 7’s up. Today is one of my proudest days and I’m glad the team I run could provide these boys with some memories. What a club. Proud gaffer. ❤️🖤
