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Bridget Phetasy
@BridgetPhetasy
Writer and Joker.
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    Bridget Phetasy
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    Jun 8
    Had a great time with my soul sister, Batya. Two mouthy broads.
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    Team Phetasy
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    Jun 8
    Fantastic conversation between @BridgetPhetasy and @bungarsargon about her new book, The Jews and The Left, about American Jewish history and the political realignment happening in real time. Watch the full episode now!
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    Bridget Phetasy
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    Jul 6, 2019
    Imagine telling the girl who stood up to and was shot by the Taliban what to wear.
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    Montreal Gazette
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    Jul 6, 2019
    Quebec education minister says Malala can teach here if she removes headscarf montrealgazette.com/news/quebec-ed…
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    Bridget Phetasy
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    Jan 21, 2025
    I don’t want to hear a fucking thing about a “Nazi salute” from the people who spent the past year cheering for Hamas.
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    Bridget Phetasy
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    Sep 3, 2018
    Everything about this is a mediated mind fuck. Kaepernick gets paid to represent his movement, which Nike uses to sell sneakers that are manufactured in Vietnamese sweatshops, to Americans who think they're "woke." lol capitalism always wins.
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    Darren Rovell
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    Sep 3, 2018
    BREAKING: Nike had been paying Colin Kaepernick all along, waiting for the right moment. That moment is now, as he becomes the face of the company’s 30th anniversary of the “Just Do It” campaign.
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    Bridget Phetasy
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    Jun 9, 2021
    Husband: You haven't been to the grocery store. Me: And I haven’t been to Europe. I don’t understand the point you’re making.
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    Bridget Phetasy
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    Nov 17, 2024
    The freakout you’re seeing from the Left has far less to do with Trump and far more to do with realizing they’re losing their long monopoly on Cool.
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    Autism Capital 🧩
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    Nov 17, 2024
    Jon Jones does the iconic Trump dance! 💀 x.com/JustTheFights3…
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    Bridget Phetasy
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    Jul 22, 2024
    America is wondering whether their president is alive or dead and it’s like the third weirdest thing that’s happened in the past 9 days.
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    Bridget Phetasy
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    Nov 6, 2024
    The Latino vote is only surprising if you don’t actually know any Latinos.
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    Bridget Phetasy
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    Mar 28, 2022
    I don't know who needs to hear this but Will Smith is not the victim here.
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    Bridget Phetasy
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    Jan 28, 2021
    They locked us up, shut down the economy and gave us $1200–what did Americans do? They decided their favorite new video game is fucking with hedge funds. I’ve never been prouder.
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    Bridget Phetasy
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    Feb 10, 2025
    “…hear me out, he’s an actual seal.”
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    Bridget Phetasy
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    Jan 4, 2022
    Arranging sheep into a giant syringe might not be sending the message they think.
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    New York Post
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    Jan 3, 2022
    Sheep, goats join in German efforts to encourage vaccination trib.al/fhBIgvH
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    Bridget Phetasy
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    Mar 28, 2022
    Chris Rock is an absolute pro.
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    Bridget Phetasy
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    Sep 30, 2021
    California: Where you can walk into a store and steal $800 worth of stuff but only if you're vaccinated.