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Breezy
@Bretzielbub
my fiancé made me change my bio cause he hates me and my interests which are: chocolate, puppies, and chocolate lab puppies 💕
Joined September 2013
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    Replying to @DrumsyOfficial
    There’s a vas defrens about what makes a good tweet these days..
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    Real men eat cheez its
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    Happy birthday or something
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    Replying to @DrumsyOfficial
    How’d your sister get all the good genes??
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    Your mom doesn’t count
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    Making this house a home 😤
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    Replying to @DrumsyOfficial
    Thank you 🥰 So weird that they let you into the ceremony without an invitation though...
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    Replying to @DrumsyOfficial
    I have some very real questions
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    GIF
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    Had my official vet baptism today - A dog decided to explode his very liquid bowel contents all over me. All. Over. Me.
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    Replying to @DrumsyOfficial
    Quit telling people I’m texting you, they’re PROFESSIONAL emails
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    Replying to @DrumsyOfficial
    As a completely unbiased, impartial, 3rd party, who has no personal interest in the matter... free her
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    Rip to my acai bowl melting in the car while @DrumsyOfficial took me on a “quick” errand
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    My friend left me alone with her baby for the first time and immediately the first thing I do is put on lion king and raise him up during the circle of life. You know, as any good friend should