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Bret Strizak
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Bret Strizak
@BretStrizak
Bipedal ape.
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Joined December 2020
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    Bret Strizak
    @BretStrizak
    Aug 24, 2024
    Replying to @InternetH0F
    That is fake.
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    Bret Strizak
    @BretStrizak
    Oct 29, 2024
    Replying to @stats_feed
    $20D is more than the GDP of Earth for a millennium.
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    Bret Strizak
    @BretStrizak
    Aug 9, 2024
    Replying to @WallStreetMav and @WallStreetSilv
    This is life in prison.
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    Bret Strizak
    @BretStrizak
    Mar 9, 2024
    Replying to @s8n
    Cop appreciates IRL trolling.
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    Bret Strizak
    @BretStrizak
    Dec 9, 2023
    Replying to @sciencegirl
    spotted it
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    Bret Strizak
    @BretStrizak
    May 28, 2025
    Replying to @reddit_lies
    He came equipped with the homicidal maniac stare.
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    Bret Strizak
    @BretStrizak
    Jan 29, 2024
    Replying to @InternetH0F
    Darwinian architecture incorporates natural selection features in it.
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    Bret Strizak
    @BretStrizak
    Sep 11, 2024
    Replying to @DefiantLs
    She failed the Turing test.
    GIF
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    Bret Strizak
    @BretStrizak
    Apr 15, 2024
    Replying to @Rainmaker1973
    The backstory is interesting. Her father took her to watch a controlled burn for fire suppression training. She is just smiling at her dad but looks like a little arsonist taking pride in her work.
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    Bret Strizak
    @BretStrizak
    Mar 17, 2024
    Replying to @InternetH0F
    This is the guy she was attempting to get attention from. He could care less.
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    Bret Strizak
    @BretStrizak
    Jan 15, 2023
    Replying to @raphousetv2
    The palm lick, an advanced hand-to-hand combat technique few can master.
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    Bret Strizak
    @BretStrizak
    Nov 13, 2025
    Replying to @DefiantLs
    Misandry Spokeswoman wants to ban testosterone and fun.
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    Bret Strizak
    @BretStrizak
    Mar 28, 2024
    Replying to @InternetH0F
    Women do not like being hounded, especially by a street interviewer. He is mad that the truth was said.
    169K
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    Bret Strizak
    @BretStrizak
    Jan 30, 2024
    Replying to @sentdefender
    Too late Raytheon product delivery is coming.
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