Creatina Turner
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Creatina Turner
@BrendanOde
I’m afraid of what might happen if I relax
Washington, DC
Joined March 2009
- my friends mom is making me an embroidered Diet Coke towel to make up for outing me when we were 16
- Maybe I'm misremembering but people used to be embarrassed for being this blatantly racistBREAKING: Mayor of Baltimore speaks out
- lol I fucked this guy and asked point blank if he was a Republican and he liedPlease watch Tucker's face as his guest explains how gay the GOP hill staff is.
00:00 - I am so deeply unsettled by this picture where everyone is the same exact color with the same exact body fat percentage
- There’s an organization at my work that just sent this out as their pride month logo 😬
- The Navy watching everyone search for that sub after hearing it implode on Monday
- tonight I met a newly gay guy and told him about Grindr and he immediately downloaded it and left me alone at the bar
- Replying to @davidmackaumy friend got sick so she took her to the doctor and when he asked if it was possible my friend was pregnant she said "well she hangs out with Brendan a lot, but he's gay!!" to my friends utter shock given that she thought I was for sure straight
- please enjoy this pic of Meg Stalter glaring at my friend’s brother while filming Hacks
- happy for them but
got engaged just so someone would take pics of us
