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Asking the karaoke guy if I can do the “I am your mother” monologue from Hereditary
Bree Essrig
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Bree Essrig
@BreeEssrig
It’s a business doing pleasure with you 💋
- This looks like what the female orgasm feels like.
- WHY YOU LET THIS POSSUM SUCK YOUR DICK?!
- Tell that to my bank account 💅🏼Sex work is not real work.
- Replying to @elijahdanielPorn also sucks but it gets me hard as heck
- The 8 spiders I eat in my sleep every year make it impossible for me to be vegan 😔
- I’m too horny to ever have kids.
- Don’t feel bad for not having a Valentine. I have a Valentine and I’m still lonely because there’s literally not enough love in the world to satisfy my crippling emptiness. lol.
- My friends are going through it rn so I just wanted to show my support for them, especially @stevezaragoza (who I will always consider family). I know this mans heart & it is good & he would NEVER make a decision as tough as this one unless he absolutely had to. #thevalleyfolk
