Good morning degens ☕🏈
Sunday card in this opt-out apocalypse:
Seahawks +3.5
Bears +10
Bengals -6.5
Colts -2
Tail if you hate money.
What’s the one play you’re actually touching today? 👇💰
My son: Can I make toast?
My wife: Let me plug the toaster in and stand 2 feet away.
Me when I was 10: Can I go fishing in the Water Moccasin Infested pond?
My mom: Whatever you catch, you have to clean and cook. Here is the sharpest knife we own. Bye.
Nepotism, meh. I do differentiate between hiring your kids verses making someone else hire your kids. But also, if it’s about hiring tickets, awesome. If it’s about winning, tbd.
Realistically, he doesn’t even have a guaranteed contract.