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Brandon Hannibal Donkey

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Brandon Hannibal Donkey

@BrandonDonkey2

Single Dad Of 2 Teen Boys-Carpenter-Custom Home Builder-BSA Troop 121 ASM-Home Chef-Cigars-Protector-Prepper-Be Hard to Kill-Pronouns 5.56/.223

behind enemy lines in CA

Joined July 2023

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Brandon Hannibal Donkey
@BrandonDonkey2
Nov 3, 2025
Killing Pretty - A Choose Your Own Adventure Mystery Part 3 Suddenly your palms are sweaty. Your grip weakens. You almost drop your phone. “Excuse me?” you stammer. You’re not sure you heard her right. A letter from Jack? That’s not possible. 1/
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Brandon Hannibal Donkey
@BrandonDonkey2
Mar 18, 2025
Subcontractor: Have you mailed a check for the Smith job? Me: You haven't invoiced me. S: It's $15k. M: Invoice me. S: I'll come by today & pick up the check & invoice you this afternoon. M: No invoice, no check. S: I need this check. M: So invoice me.
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Brandon Hannibal Donkey
@BrandonDonkey2
Jun 16, 2024
A friend was tossing out 6 cast iron pans. I rescued them and, with a little time and elbow grease, got them back in working order.
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Brandon Hannibal Donkey
@BrandonDonkey2
Jul 10, 2024
Then, in the year of our Lord 2024, the internet whores rose up, like the knights of old, and vanquished the demon known as federal income tax.
New York Post
@nypost
Jul 10, 2024
I owed $400K in taxes for my OnlyFans — it feels like a punishment trib.al/lXB5gHT
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Brandon Hannibal Donkey
@BrandonDonkey2
Mar 18, 2025
Replying to @HaythamKenway99
Most contractors are tradesmen who have decided to be on become contractors. They have no formal business training and many don't have any informal business training. They have no understanding of how business works.
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Brandon Hannibal Donkey
@BrandonDonkey2
Oct 16, 2025
I can cook and build a house, so take your shitty attitude and fuck off, sweetheart.
Danielle
@daniellemerrim1
Oct 15, 2025
Good Morning! 😬😂
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Brandon Hannibal Donkey
@BrandonDonkey2
Dec 29, 2023
Democrats want men to dress like this.
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Brandon Hannibal Donkey
@BrandonDonkey2
Dec 29, 2023
When I turned 18 I went to buy my first gun. I wanted a shotgun. Walked into a local gun shop and was treated so rudely and so poorly by the guy running the place that I went across town to the Big Five Sporting Goods and bought my shotgun there. 1/
Doc Strangelove
@DocStrangelove2
Dec 28, 2023
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Brandon Hannibal Donkey
@BrandonDonkey2
Jul 1, 2024
Literally no one is surprised by this
BAY AREA STATE OF MIND
@YayAreaNews
Jul 1, 2024
BREAKING: FBI raid on Oakland Mayor Sheng Thao reveals Oakland Government Officials allegedly received donations laundered through a sex trafficking drug ring.
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Brandon Hannibal Donkey
@BrandonDonkey2
May 6, 2024
Replying to @historyinmemes
"Infamous," my ass! These men are heroes.
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Brandon Hannibal Donkey
@BrandonDonkey2
Dec 30, 2023
Why buy fresh tamales in a parking lot? 1) They're better than any restaurant tamale you've ever had. 2) You get to hobnob with a sweet abuela or an abuelo in a cowboy hat. 3) Supporting the cash only black market economy is your duty as an anti-government guerrilla.
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Brandon Hannibal Donkey
@BrandonDonkey2
Dec 31, 2023
This is having a totally different effect on me than PETA was hoping for.
Vegan Future
@veganfuture
Dec 31, 2023
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Brandon Hannibal Donkey
@BrandonDonkey2
Jan 21, 2025
Funny, my construction business is only staffed with Americans and legal immigrants. Also, if you're hiring your construction crews from the Lowe's parking lot you do shit work.
Special Situations and Restructuring
@MarioBandeleras
Jan 21, 2025
Replying to @realpeteyb123
Let’s not. My construction business is ran by illegals. You think Americans are lining up in front of Lowe’s at 7 am at 18 degrees? Most have been paying taxes for 10+ years. Let’s not start the nonsense
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Brandon Hannibal Donkey
@BrandonDonkey2
Mar 18, 2025
Replying to @Dogula66 and @HaythamKenway99
Could you specifically point out to me what in my tweet is "false"? I didn't say all contractors. And I did not impugn your husband by name.
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