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Hi I'm Braden | I'm funny sometimes | poor little meow meow | dirtbag lefty | agender | any pronouns | 23 | use code RICHARDNIXON in the Fortnite item shop
BREAKING: The gay dating app Grindr says if Florida doesnโt stop passing homophobic and transphobic laws, theyโll reveal every Republican legislator and party official who secretly uses the app.Readers added contextGrindr has not issued any threats to disclose user data concerning public officials. Although this tweet is satirical, some readers might mistakenly perceive it as factual. apnews.com/article/fact-cโฆ- Kanye's gotta be the first man in history to announce his bid for presidency and then publicly threaten Jewish people within 24 hours
- > Thinks Democrats are too far left > Plans on moving to an even further left country if Trump loses Is he stupid?Adin Ross will be moving to Germany if Kamala Harris is elected for president.
- Hollywood must be losing their minds trying to figure out how to market to Gen Z. We refused to watch Morbius and then gaslit Sony with memes into thinking we would see it if Sony rereleased it; then Minions got the meme crowd Sony thought they'd get with Morbius.This whole โdress up in full suits to watch the new Minionsโ trend on tiktok got me cackling like an idiot
00:00 - Grinding your way up the railings while wearing jorts is the gayest thing you could conceivably do here, actually.this dude is all of us right now
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A 4chan user has been arrested after making death threats against Florida Sheriff and adding โin Minecraftโ at the end of them- holy shit it's real
Hogwarts Legacy is basically a swag-test. If you play it, you have swag. If you are too cowardly to play it because you're worried you're going to get bullied by a bunch of crazed trans lunatics, you have no swag.
