Frequently, I’ve come to regret things I’ve said. This, from 2001, is not one of those times:
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- I’m doing a Kickstarter to buy Ted Cruz a Fleshlight
- Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.
- Before entertaining the ridiculous notion of arming teachers, worth considering the NYPD stat for hitting their target in gun fight is 18%
- Rick and Morty is everything
- A lawyer with 3 clients and 16 cell phones sounds totally legit .
- Take her out for ice cream? Maybe even buy her a pony?
- At least when the left is angry with me on twitter, they can spell
- New Yorkers have known who and what Trump is for decades. The rest of the country is now finding out.
- Grateful to @CNN for the well timed marathon of all-Africa #PartsUnknown . People should SEE the countries our pres calls “shitholes”!
- A teenager speaks more eloquently, forcefully and honestly than any craven, gutless politician snappytv.com/tc/7142199
- I am not "boycotting" anything. I choose to not patronize chefs who tacitly support deporting half the people they've ever worked with.
- Yeah yeah yeah, I know. I’m a crank. But the word “royals” just ...will never go down easy. Only person I ever felt comfortable referring to as “Prince” came from Minneapolis