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@BoredElonMusk
Fortune favors the BORED. Purveyor of fun on the internet. Advisooor and consultant. Rebuilder of Pacific Palisades.
Joined August 2013
It’s never been harder to be a parody account.- Replying to @micsolanaLast thing I saw before our home cameras went out. Not optimistic about what we find tomorrow.
- Content review systems are broken. Because critics have a problem with Chris Pratt, the "experts" have deemed the new Mario movie a D- even though audiences clearly love it. Both of these groups are obviously biased, but the disparity here reveals a major problem.
- Stay in your lane bro.Had to been done ur welcome
- Smartest restaurant menu design ever. Love when form and function blend so perfectly.
00:00 - Oh there are gas shortages around the country? That’s a shame. Too bad there isn’t a car company that might be able to help you with that.
GIF - Replying to @ianmilesGames can exercise free speech by creating characters that look however they want, just as you have the right to make a horrendously bad take here on Twitter. The reality is that the medieval era featured no makeup...and a lot of war. So humans back then did not look as pretty.
- Money lost by consumers through crypto scams last year: $80 Million Money lost by consumers through overdraft fees last year: $12 Billion
- Sometimes the world needs a ray of light during dark times. Even better if that light produces 1.8 million pounds of thrust.
- I can’t compete anymore.Replying to @seanthedadof3 @Erdayastronaut and @SpaceXCatapult high into the air & land on the roof with a base jumping parachute (the only way to travel)
- Roses aren’t red, Violets aren’t blue. They’re just a simulation, And so are you.
