paige
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- god he’s sleeping with it
3yo wanted this - 3yo informed me today that he “likes to break things” so I told him he can’t just break anything and that I will find him things for him to break. I feel like Dexter’s dad.
BREAKING: Simone Biles holds off Brazil's Rebeca Andrade for all-around gold. At 27, she's the oldest Olympic women's gymnastics champ since 1952. apnews.com/live/simone-bi…- these girls are out there and they’re all nursesI’m always saying this
- A pig on the loose near a Wendy's was successfully captured Sunday morning. bit.ly/3Pf322q
- beautiful community noteLearned that sea urchins have a single eye and now I’m physically ill
Readers added contextSea urchins, like their close relatives the sea stars (starfish), don't technically have eyes. Instead, the ball-like invertebrates detect light striking their spines and compare the beams intensities to get a sense of their surroundings. nationalgeographic.com/science/articl… - I’m a little stoned trying to get my kid to go to bed and he keeps saying there’s a monster in here and I’m like… what if he’s right
- me at 3am trying to decide if I want a spoon of peanut butter or a handful of shredded cheese as a snack
- It was weird going to college before smartphones. One time while out at a bar none of us could remember the name of Fleetwood Mac’s drummer so I called my dad at 2am.
