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- Hideo Kojima made a video game about an America where nobody goes outside and the only thing keeping the world going is a delivery man who is constantly being overworked to exhaustion and has to carry around containers of his own piss and shit and people called it outlandish
- you used to be able to make a whole movie based around the idea what if there was a guy who was annoying to be around
- idk the only time a celebrity has ever been rude to me was Elijah Wood yelled at me that I throw baseballs like a wuss and my dad never taught me how to throw a baseball, but he was also in a dunk tank at the time and I think that changes the social contract a lot
- Japanese mini trucks reign supreme over the weak and inferior Cybertruck
Just a fundamentally unserious vehicle. - it rocks that in tears of the kingdom you can fuse a beehive to your weapon so when you shake it bees come out but also the bees do not fight on your behalf, they're still just bees and will do whatever
- i'm certain I'm not the first person that this has occurred to, but I do think it's really funny that Zorhan Mamdani's scavenger hunt gambit flies directly in the face of the notion that New York is a dangerous crime ridden hellscape that you wouldn't want to walk around in
