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John-Michael Bond
@BondJohnBond
Italian Soda Enthusiast. Listen to my record Cry Uncle in my link.
Los Angeles, CA
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Joined February 2011
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    John-Michael Bond
    @BondJohnBond
    Dec 11, 2024
    It is another planet. The Boomers got what they wanted out of the earth, burned half of it to the ground, and added an entrance fee to the rest of it.
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    Old Row
    @OldRowSwig
    Dec 11, 2024
    Found a Facebook group where Boomers post their hiking photos from the 1970s and its like another planet. Pure Americana, but feels like a lost civilization.
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    John-Michael Bond
    @BondJohnBond
    Dec 28, 2023
    You don’t want AI photos of everything you want. You want this real photo you didn’t know existed until Twitter of a cat you don’t know stealing an egg. The magic is in discovering what you didn’t know you wanted. Kill the treats machine.
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    John-Michael Bond
    @BondJohnBond
    Jan 19, 2024
    Pitchfork is one thing, but capitalism admitting it doesn’t know how to keep a legacy brand like Sports Illustrated alive should be a radicalizing moment for Americans. Shareholders are taking everything and burning it. Every business doesn’t need to make a billion dollars.
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    John-Michael Bond
    @BondJohnBond
    Feb 26, 2024
    How many years has it been since Congress passed a meaningful business regulation? Nothing on artificially high grocery prices, not regulating how Facebook and Google steal ad money, not even pushing back on price gouging fans at stadiums their tax dollars bought. Nothing.
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    Gizmodo
    @Gizmodo
    Feb 26, 2024
    Wendy’s Wants to Start Uber-like Surge Pricing in 2025 dlvr.it/T3HbSX
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    John-Michael Bond
    @BondJohnBond
    Jun 24, 2021
    “As a banjo player I’ve experienced discrimination” is objectively the funniest thing that’s ever been said.
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    Winston Marshall
    @MrWinMarshall
    Jun 24, 2021
    “Why I’m Leaving Mumford & Sons” by Winston Marshall link.medium.com/I3FlrsoQlhb
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    John-Michael Bond
    @BondJohnBond
    Feb 24, 2025
    They’ve done this. It cost tons of money and found out almost no one on food stamps was on drugs. Republicans get paid to ask questions that have already been answered without bothering to look up the answer.
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    Sarah Fields
    @SarahisCensored
    Feb 23, 2025
    Drug testing should be required to receive food stamps.
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    John-Michael Bond
    @BondJohnBond
    Jul 12, 2023
    I mean, I understand not including him in the shower…
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    John-Michael Bond
    @BondJohnBond
    Mar 10, 2022
    That is absolutely insane. There have been times when I was like "hey guys, I was thinking of doing this thing that's a little expensive. Would everyone throw in $10 for shrimp" or something but just springing it? What kind of lunatic.
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    John-Michael Bond
    @BondJohnBond
    Dec 3, 2022
    Right wingers called in a bomb threat to my home town holiday parade because of a float with drag queens but left the Nightmare Before Christmas float untouched because they don’t understand how southern kids actually discover they might be queer.
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    John-Michael Bond
    @BondJohnBond
    Aug 24, 2020
    My family was financially ruined by my grandfather’s open casket funeral. We had no idea people would go back for a second or third casket.
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    John-Michael Bond
    @BondJohnBond
    Apr 29, 2022
    Bugs Bunny is a cross dressing bisexual whose main enemy was a conservative from Texas and literally once cut the state of Florida off of the United States with a saw.
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    The Recount
    @therecount
    Apr 28, 2022
    “When we were young, you could watch cartoons without having to worry.” — Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL) again baselessly claims Disney is injecting sexuality into cartoons while stumping for Nevada Senate candidate Adam Laxalt
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    John-Michael Bond
    @BondJohnBond
    Jun 28, 2023
    Couples on Feeld
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    John-Michael Bond
    @BondJohnBond
    Dec 31, 2021
    They won't do anything to fight climate change, the plague, or crushing student debt. Nothing has radicalized me like existing in a world where a rich man keeping a dollar is worth the destruction of everyone else.
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    Sam Boik
    @SamBoik
    Dec 31, 2021
    The winds will not stop. Entire neighborhoods up in flames. #marshallfire
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    John-Michael Bond
    @BondJohnBond
    Dec 12, 2024
    Replying to @BondJohnBond
    This is starting to pop off so if you’re one of those Boomers who wants to tell me how you were one of the good ones a way you can show me is by not responding to this Tweet.
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