Masturbation counts as sexual wellness, because it's normal, and like most things has health benefits and risks, if you can't accept that sex toys are a part of health that's on you
It's not a reboot, it's an entirely new character meant to be relatable for modern kids, they can't grasp this concept because they can't accept change
No worries, I think kids are disgusting and unsanitary so that won't be a problem, you should keep kids out of mind because y'all seem to think about them 24/7