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Marvin the Paranoid Android
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IT 💻;Fitness; Messi🐐 ;Barcelona❤💙 Sneaker plug.👟
At the end of the Universe
Born October 13
Joined August 2015
- It’s so easy to talk about human lives like statistics when you don’t think you can be part of the statistic."you're sick for wishing death on someone" charlie kirk😭:
00:00 - Fun fact. Pandas are biologically designed to be carnivores. But they are too lazy and incompetent to hunt and eat meat so they eat plants. They are too big for veggies to properly energize them so they have to spend all day eatingJust eating a carrot
00:00 - "Not to brag, but I captained United to a 9-0 Prem win. Coulda gotten one more, but you're the only 10 I wanna see"
- Barcelona are studying ways to terminate Umtiti, Braithwaite and Neto. — @sport
- Xavi Hernandez. You will always be famous for those 10 minutes 🤣🤣Lamine Yamal and Cristiano have the same number of LALIGA titles to their names 😳 Yamal has only been playing first team football for three seasons 👀
- Comoros allowing Ghana equalize so they can beat them again:
- Here's the thing Bernardo played 120 minutes on Wednesday and 90 minutes yesterday. Matheus Nunes played 0 minutes on Wednesday and 0 minutes yesterday. That wasn't the FA's decision. That was your coach's decisionPlease watch all of this. Players are crying out for help. Something has to change, it's not sustainable
00:00 - "Not to brag, but I came from jail to captain United to the top of the table. Some call me the Mandela of CBs. Some call me fridge cos I'm cool."
- Poor man na ritual. Rich man na traditional energyManchester United’s Wan-Bissaka soaks up some traditional energy ahead of a new season
- K-Pop Twitter intentionally bastardized the #WhiteLivesMatter till Twitter algorithm considered it a K-Pop trend. No fanbase can match these people.






















