"It was not Hitler or Himmler who abducted me, beat me and shot my family. It was the shoemaker, the milkman, the neighbor, who received a uniform and then believed they were the master race."
Karl Stojka, Auschwitz survivor
"No one could have predicted the river would rise that fast. Except, of course, the thousands of federal employees who are no longer being paid to predict the weather."