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"Brooke, fetch me my formal bandanna, I don't want to look silly in court."
Jasper Apollonia
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Jasper Apollonia
@BladeCunningham
Blog boy @palaceofpistons, beat-maker, Wine Boy, Eleanor Roosevelt lookalike. I heard he dropped dead off the fent, they shot him jumping out the whip
- The Pistons are two wins away from TRIPLING their win total from last year, the first team in NBA history to ever do so. Anyone other than JB Bickerstaff winning COTY will be one of the worst awards decisions of all time, in any sport
- Ron Holland is on track to become the most ethical free throw merchant the NBA has ever seen
- Replying to @nolanbellavance and @taylorgarronWow, amazing, you’re not even one of the people she’s talking about in her post and you still managed to make it all about you.
- Cade Cunningham is officially the 7th player ever to average 26 points, 6 rebounds and 9 assists per game in an NBA season.
- Replying to @KofieThey could lose 50 games in a row and this would still be more likely to make me stop watching
- He’s doing more coaching in 45 seconds than Monty Williams has all seasonHe literally has all the coaching mannerisms. 😂
- Ok, now the Brunson thing makes sense, Knicks fans literally don't know what a flop isWhat’s wrong Pistons fans??? Didn’t you want them to stop calling the flops???
- The shorthanded Pistons taking down their head coach’s former team by 11 which also happens to have the best record in the East to become the first team to ever triple their win total in NBA history…you couldnt write it up any better
- Troy Weaver and Joe Dumars in the same front office
- If Detroit finishes with 43 wins, they’ll tue for the 6th greatest season-to-season win improvement in NBA history. Every single team to have a greater improvement added AT LEAST one hall of famer to their roster. Detroit added Tobias Harris, Malik Beasley and THJ. COY JB NOW!!!The Efficiency Landscape. What Jumps Out?
- Here’s a list of rookies who ever put up a 32-6-8-4 game: Michael Jordan Cade Cunningham
- I'm at the point with Ausar Thompson where I'm not even sure he ever needs to develop a three point shot in order to be an all-star caliber player
- Replying to @Playboi52088784 and @deepyy_Yeah those guys careers are in real trouble 12 years from now
