If I was the President and the whole world was calling me a pedophile, I would release every page of the Epstein files to prove I wasn't in there.
Unless I was in there
With the amount of people searching for:
"did Biden drop out?"
"are tariffs bad?"
"can I change my vote?"
It's clear the problem with American elections is that voters are morons
"HOW COULD A HELICOPTER CRASH INTO AN AIRPLANE!!"
Well, you see, the President of the United States and the Transportation Secretary are both former reality tv stars and the Secretary of Defense is an alcoholic.