Being an independent contractor sucks for a lot of reasons, but it also affords you the unique ability to tell people to fuck off in delightful ways.
The Information Pimp
36K posts
Proud Luddite. God’s chosen hater. We could be best friends 🙂
Joined September 2007
- If anyone ever argues that the blue stripe isn't racist, simply show them this image
- Because one is playful and whimsical and the other sounds like you’re about to shoot up a GameStop
- Plenty to be said about Zuck, but there is 0% chance Elon could do this. He knows it, he definitely he saw this, and got mad lolThe PR team rehabbing Zuck continues their undefeated streak
00:00video games are a sick facsimile of war made for broken men to play in place of conquering their own natures and then the hearts of women… disgusting- typically not big on doxxing. but seeing this grown ass man bully literal children then destroy their property makes me feel much better about his life getting ruined because he was found immediately lol
01:18"Why dont kids play outside anymore?" Because of HOA Larry, that's why. - I dunno man! You could play Witcher 3 and find out but then you would have nothing to complain about
- If somebody gave me this for Christmas I would drive to an Applebees and kill myself in the parking lotWould rather not get a gift then someone think I’m down bad enough to get me a tinder gift card #disrespectful #buttless
- Aberdeen Washington city councilman, Riley Carter, has been arrested for the rape of a child under the age of 12.
- What kind of shit are you trying to get into at Target man
- Jake tweeted about trans people 27 times in the month of March but sureMost of us don’t care if you’re gay or a transvestite we just don’t want it shoved down our throats




















