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Bimble the Wizard
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Bimble the Wizard
@BimbleWizard
Gnome Wizard. Dedicating my life to fighting The Blue. I boil transphobes alive and cast spells. Header by @LemonyFroggy
he/him #FreePalestine . Veil DNI
- Greg. That's the sun. You didn't make that.Don’t talk to me until you can summon the orb of destruction
- note: do not do this. it's really funny, but if the orb cracks it can cause a singularityWhen you run out of spells slots and just say fuck it and throw your orb.
- Okay but name aside this thing is actually metal as fuck bc the way it works is when you throw it and pierce someone with it, it splits out into a bunch of barbs that branch out through the blood vessels and rip their entire body apart from the inside
00:00not now kitten daddy’s parallel parking- Heartbreaking: the coolest woman you know chose the worst spellcasting classim a sorcerer btw
- This poor woman is honestly the most tragic figure in any of these games, what happened to her was beyond fucked up
- Gori I beg of thee do not unleash Jerry the Jorker back upon the land, you don't know what's at stakeYou people have no idea how tempted I am to cast "animate stone" on this fella.
- Come over to my tower I'll show you how to use itI should have been more specific about what kind of magic wand I wanted for Christmas
- If Bimble sees one more person being weird towards the goblin he is going to Bimble Blast you. All of us fantasytwt accounts are REAL PEOPLE behind the screen. Treat us with respect and decency, please
- do you like wizards do you like wwizrds do oulike
- Neither of them are lying either I'm being dead serious when I say greg is like the closest living thing we have to a real world magic user and paladin really is just a dorky happy knight stuck in the 21st century
- Wizard nation is in fact not coming after you we are actually rejoicing to see another wizard, welcome to the club
Here the goblin is depicted being mauled by feral dogs
