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William Gerrard
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William Gerrard
@Bill_Gerrard
The Screenwriter who employs his Leisure ill
NY / LA
Joined November 2011
- My 4yo is in a know-it-all phase where every time he asks a question he prefaces by saying “I already know this but can you remind me…” I told him there was a guy named Plato who said we’re born knowing everything and merely rediscover things, and he said “yeah I knew that”
- This one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on this site
- As with Lord of the Flies, the 28 Days Later series is best understood as a statement not about the evil of humanity in general but about the singular evil of the British people
- 1917 was the first BRAT (Bolshevik Revolution Against Tsarism) summer
- Google is so broken that the first image it gave me for a pipe is something that is not a pipe 🙄
- In 1968, Columbia students held a dean *hostage* for 24 hours, and the police didn't show up until a week later. We used to be a proper country.
- Sorry but I’m not taking lessons in communication from a baby
- what's the funniest moment on live TV you've ever seen😭
- Amelia Bedelia horror film that begins with someone telling her she’s “got an hour to kill”
