Bitches dont play with restaurants lol... like u tell the waitress no tomatoes on ur shit and ur food come back with tomatoes... in ur mind u like “dang i said no tomatoes”.. here go ur girl
Gf: “didnt u say no tomatoes”
You: “yeah but its...”
Gf: 🗣”EXCUSE ME, SCUSE ME”
Nobody:
The Game ig caption: the other day i was trynna buy my son some ice cream. He said “no daddy, i want Nipsey to have it in heaven” so i threw the icecream up into the blue sky and the icecream never came back down... so i know Nipsey caught it... #themarathoncontinues
Cardi aint break up with Offset cos he cheated.... He been doing his thing, she cool with it.... what she wasnt gonna tolerate was a nigga that dont know how to spell New Orleans... deal breaker
Niggaz always say “women are only impressed by niggaz with money or want a nigga with money”
But have u seen they way niggaz act around other niggaz with money? Disgusting lmaoo
Niggaz just become ur unofficial bodyguard butler driver handyman shoe cobbler personal trainer 😭
If u got a think piece on this or one of those “hes a culture vulture” type tweets thats cool.. its ur opinion... BUT please DM it to ur mother... we just here to laugh thats all... FUCK IT UPPPPP