First date and you’re already displaying signs of narcissism. You’re lucky he drove you home and didn’t just drop you in that parking lot. Finish developing your prefrontal cortex sweetheart, this is embarrassing for you.
If baby momma hadn’t been the one to tell him NOW, it would have been his daughter telling him where he went wrong in 20 years when she tells him he’s not going to be the one walking her down the aisle.
There are absolutely no lies here. This is the wake up call he needs; I just
It’s like pain… when I step on your chest
It’s a pricy ride… when you beg for the rest
It’s the good sole… pressed right into your face
And who would’ve thought… I’m gracious?
Grumpy Horny Men: Well if I can’t take advantage of my wife, might as well burn that which I make her wash anyway! Mwahaha! Now I can have my pindick out at all times! No one can stop me!
The wives: Wait, you mean I won’t get r@ped AND I don’t have to wash their skid-marked man
It is a flex for me as much as it’s an insult to you. Until you can see where YOU were wrong here, youll never end up flexing about your relationships 🤷🏼♀️
Now imagine those same dudes getting upset seeing you have spicy sites AND you’re married. GASP — you & your man are so comfortable in your relationship & sexuality that you share it with others for monetary gain!? How DARE you not be single & dependent! (cue DT laser beam eyes)