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🐟 So today I found a goldfish just on the grass in my back garden. It was alive, I think, and have absolutely no idea where it came from. There’s no ponds anywhere near. So I took it inside….
Ben Beska
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Ben Beska
@Beska
Newcastle upon Tyne, UK
Joined July 2008
- Replying to @Beska✅ Repeat after me: a hastily bought, temporary tank is better for a goldfish than lying dead on the grass
00:00 - Replying to @BeskaMuch happier in an actual and hastily bought tank. Anyway I have a fish now. 👍
00:00 - Unfortunately I have some very sad news to share. Alice has passed from her injuries and is now eternally swimming in the Big Fish Tank In The Sky. RIP
- You happen to find a mostly-dead goldfish on your lawn and tweet about saving its life and your replies are filled with people saying yOu sHoUlD hAvE pLaNnEd tHiS bEtTeR
- Alice is swimming around in lots of the right chemicals and bacteria don’t worry x
- Given apparently I now need to tweet about fish exclusively, here is my cat Willow inquisitively meeting Alice (aka The Fish That Lived) for the first time this morning
- No it walked into my garden
- Replying to @BeskaIt was alive! Although not very happy in an old freezer drawer.
00:00 - surviving better than it was sitting on my back lawn, isn’t it Evaplease get a much bigger tank, it's baffling how people think fish can live in such small amounts of water
- Replying to @BeskaMeet Alice 🐟 (aka Lazarus, aka The Fish Who Lived)
- Replying to @bethbourdonIt’s the last time I pick up a fish from the garden, I’ll tell you that much for free
