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My girlfriend got me an ornament of my first book and said "We'll add one to the tree with each new book you write" but I don't think she is prepared for 50 illegally published Mad Men fanfiction ornaments. I love you, baby ❤️
Ben Crew
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Ben Crew
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Joined January 2021
- The conversation about A.I. begins and ends with the Spongebob episode where King Neptune mass produces hundreds of disgusting Krabby Patties through magic and Spongebob handmakes one delicious Krabby Patty with love
- Something very funny about Dracula is that Jonathan describes his dinners at the castle as delicious and assumes unseen servants are cooking them. He is later horrified to discover that there are no servants which means Dracula himself was thanklessly cooking his succulent meals.
- Huge fumble by Disney. National Treasure 3 could have 0% on Rotten Tomatoes and so long as the trailer has Nic Cage say something insane like "FDR's wheelchair isn't just a wheelchair, it's a map" I am there opening night.Nicolas Cage says ‘NATIONAL TREASURE 3’ is not happening. “If you want to find treasure, don't look at Disney... it's not there.” (Source: screenrant.com/national-treas…)
- After Bin Laden was killed, a teacher told us they buried his remains at sea and another kid just nodded and said "Like Megatron"
- Passed a business guy in downtown Chicago who yelled "I don't care what they want, I need to be home on Halloween!" into his phone. There are 90s family-comedy films all around us for those with eyes to see.
- This image never leaves my mind when I watch a Frankenstein movie
- Always fascinated to ask "How the hell did they do that?" while watching classic Hollywood movie effects because the answer is either "claymation artist on the brink of insanity" or "they just did it for real and 50 people were sent to the hospital"
- I think a lot about how the twist in this movie is that the loner son has a hidden Nazi uniform and then Vin Diesel learns he's just in a local production of The Sound of Music and teaches him to share and accept his love for musical theaterMovies that can only be watched on a 2004 Chevrolet Tahoe's built-in DVD player
- When I saw The Dark Knight, someone yelled "NOOO!" when Batman did this
00:00 - The Wendy's social media manager who began tweeting as if the brand was a person
- Doing this is the greatest compliment a man over 50 can give a film
Why do dads watch movies like this? - Cinema has existed for over a century and Dracula has never met a dolphin in any movie. There are so many stories left to tell.
