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Benedict Spence
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Benedict Spence
@BenedictSpence
Gentleman columnist. Occasionally on your screen. Now, for instance. Mostly microplastic. My views are of terraced houses.
- Neither of these men has a clue who the other is.🚨Cole Palmer had been handed the Golden Ball by President Trump. [DAZN]
- “What is the charge? Smoking a cigarette? A succulent outdoor cigarette?
- Every post of a released Palestinian on here has a caption like “he’s spent 20 years torn away from his family” and then a quick Google search reveals he blew up a school bus.
- If I was prime minister, I would simply *not* tweet that I was meeting with a company at the center of conspiracies about buying up land in the immediate aftermath of a farmers’ protest. The man can’t even be evil competently.I'm determined to deliver growth, create wealth and put more money in people’s pockets. This can only be achieved by working in partnership with leading businesses, like @BlackRock, to capitalise on the UK’s position as a world leading hub for investment.
- I’m still staggered that the death of a woman who was set on fire in a street in England isn’t the biggest story in the country.
- A week ago Robert Jenrick was accused of racism for saying parts of Birmingham are poorly integrated. Today the police have effectively conceded parts of Birmingham aren’t safe for Jews. Funny how these things turn out.
- So it *is* a land grab. From the people who grow our food. Governed by halfwits, cheered on by imbeciles.
- Billions for Afghan migrants. Billions for Mauritius. Billions in social housing and UC for foreigners. Billions in free cars for the idle. And what do we — the citizens of this country who play by the rules — get in all this? Spiralling rent, spiralling debt, suppressed wages.
- Justin Trudeau?Quiz — Who am I?
- I can’t wait to find out how train stabbings can be stopped with mandatory digital ID.
- I can’t imagine why the government wouldn’t want a nationwide inquiry into the mass rape of thousands of children. Either they think child rape isn’t important, or that people might discover its true extent — and who may be to blame.Exclusive: Labour has rejected Oldham Council's request for a government inquiry into grooming gangs. GB News has seen a letter from Safeguarding Minister Jess Phillips urging the council to organise their own inquiry.
