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Please consider visiting the Pink Elephant Antique Mall in Livingston, Illinois. I love it dearly. 🥺
Ben Osick
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Ben Osick
@BenOsick
Doctorate in Policy and Foreign Affairs at Miskatonic University.
Seattle, Ohio, Alaska.
Born April 26, 1997
Joined October 2019
- Replying to @beetagolshI took a class on how to respond to job interview questions once and they used this exact one as an example. The answer they're looking for is "Open a business where you hire the elephant out for events like birthday parties."
- Replying to @poisonjrIt was good if you were in your early 20s and occasionally contemplating suicide.
- Replying to @jmillerlewisIf I owned a restaurant and heard that someone worked 85 hours a week for 3 months to keep a Wendy's running I would get in touch and offer them a job immediately.
- Being a rock star who kisses girls in the crowd but ALSO checking her ID and asking for consent is so funny.
- Replying to @LaughterHaverJohn staying semichubbed for 42 mins what a legend.
- Replying to @DjUsernameIsToo and @chyumiinMany fish survive in water with low dissolved oxygen by coming to the surface and gulping air. It looks like it was able to break through the ice to do it. I don't know what species this is specifically but it looks like some sort of carp which is one of the groups that do this.
- You don't see alot of bedsheet ghosts. Gotta give respect to the classics.
- Replying to @BenOsick and @womenonIineThe multiple days between replies is just 😚🤌
- Replying to @latkedelreyI'm trying to build generational swag through carful investments so that I can pass it down to my children one day.
- Replying to @RealiaAmeliaThe ape communicated that it wanted you to give it an orange to eat so idk how this was unsuccessful.
- Replying to @JohnCogs5John I don't know if you understand your predicament. You're going viral for inventing synthetic cum John. You need to explain yourself.