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Dual zone climate control in cars saved my marriage.
I mean, the marriage ended later anyway, but the point is I didn’t have to keep the whole car at female temperature while our love was dying.
Ben Howe
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Ben Howe
@BenHowe
Best-selling author, award winning ad-maker, single dad, dude. I eat meat but I'm not a dick about it. Carthago delenda est!
Born July 8
Joined August 2009
- I've been told @seanhannity wants everyone to tweet their thoughts about @jaketapper. I think he's a journalist. I think Sean is a hack.
- Kinda sad that just 15 years ago a bomb scare like this would've caused us to immediately suspect our international enemies and today we immediately assume it's our fellow Americans.
- Contrary to your life experiences, Dinesh: women aren't always faking it.When someone fights back tears over an alleged incident like this 40 years ago you know you are watching a PERFORMANCE #RoyMoore
- So many of my friends are unknowingly trashing me in their columns and radio/tv shows. It makes me sad. In fact, you could say that I am MOURNING IN AMERICA. Unrelated note: I own a production company.
- If 30 sources & 4 accusers came forward to tell you the nanny you're interviewing has a history of pedophelia... would you be bellyaching over whether it was proven? Or would you say "I don't know if this is true but it's concerning enough that I can't take the risk?"
- I'm curious if this is the dumbest thing ever said in all of human history. Certainly a contender.Millions of Americans kneel in church every week - are they disrespecting God?
- My neighbors pissed me off the other day so I threw Molotov cocktails at their house, swore their children would die at my hand and fired a rocket at their car. You know... I protested.
- KKK members are animals. Hamas members are animals. Sinaloa Cartel members are animals. Child molesters are animals. Rapists are animals. And yes, MS-13 members are animals.
- You didn’t build shit.I built the greatest economy in the World, the best the U.S. has ever had. I am doing it again!
- Trumpists while McCain was dying: “Fuck that warmongering liberal suckup piece of shit!” Trumpists during his funeral: “Hey now, all these digs at Trump from this man’s funeral are lacking in decorum.”
- When you worked to keep 25,000 jobs out of your district and then demand a raise in your new job located in the city where those 25,000 jobs went.
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