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@BeckyTheChicken
• believer •🌷 • handicrafter • conservative nut case
Joined May 2011
- When I was a teen I went to the doctor for my crooked spine. He said, “You have scoliosis but I’m not going to put scoliosis on your chart because then legally you can’t be a policeman, firefighter, or astronaut.” “I… I don’t want to do any of that.” “Well, you never know.”
- DEAR HUSBAND I texted you but you didn’t receive it but I know you have me on notifications. I am nap trapped and I need you to bring me chips and milk. The salt and vinegar chips.
- I grew up driving past this house all the time and every little girl in town wanted to buy it one day. Look what they did to her 😭
- Replying to @BeckyTheChickenMy husband keeps his phone in airplane mode by default but he sometimes connects to Ethernet. Texts don’t usually come through when he’s plugged in but online notifications work fine lol.
- Replying to @BeckyTheChickenBtw, when I got my tongue tie lasered off my back stopped hurting. Do with that what you will.
- Replying to @BeckyTheChickenGranted, it technically looked like this before the black and white blandness took over. They were going for a 49ers theme. She’s been abused so much 😢
- Replying to @CatholicAwesomeIn general, we try to not give our girl anything we wouldn’t want her to be obsessed with and only ever want to eat that thing. Don’t want your kid to only eat chicken nuggets until they go blind? Don’t give them any. 😬
- Lately, strangers have mistakenly called Winnie a boy and it’s not a big deal but I’m just confused. Yesterday a lady said, “OH! She’s a girl? I was confused by the neutral colors. Back in my day we didn’t do neutral colors.” I’m sorry is this sweater not pink or what lol
- Replying to @BeckyTheChickenI do not have before photos of the inside but the after’s are so soulless 😭
- Older woman at church: So you’re a full time mommy? Me: Yep! All I’ve ever wanted to do! Woman: What about when the momming is over? What’s your plan? Me: Hopefully I’ll be grand-momming & helping my children with their children & taking care of my family. Woman: …Oh… hmm.
