I just told my husband he’s a good artist he should do it more and he got a little confident and then drew this
Becca
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- The sluttiest thing a man can do is a good Kermit impression.
- He’s selling tickets to radio city music hall this morning and he’s thinking about lettuceWhat’s a better salad?
- I brought my kids to a busy playground but it was easy to keep track of them because they were the only ones that weren’t fucking ugly.
- My husband isn’t a coffee drinker and he tasted my caramel latte and said “yuck it tastes like my dad”
- Anal is a crazy word to have multiple meanings.
- We’re all living our lives every day acting like Sigourny Weaver isn’t a wild ass name.
- I just made my husband a lunch that’s more balanced than my hormones which means if he doesn’t eat every crumb I’ll kill him
- Women are simple. We just want respect, rights, and for people to gasp when we show them that our cute outfit has pockets.
- I love this new trend men are doing where when their wife is having menstrual pains they shower her with hundred dollar bills. Share if you agree.
- They cut down a tree where I normally turn to get to my gym so I kept on driving I’m in Kentucky now
- Sometimes apologies take time. For example I just apologized to my husband for my bucket hat phase two years ago.
- Quit eating oysters with the boysters and come eat shrimp with a pimp
- My husband: I think I’m officially done with you for Christmas. Me: Same, I have one more gift to order for you then I'm done. Him: No I mean I'm done with you, I want a divorce.
