6 drinks in about to FaceTime every woman I ever loved
Sad Pitt
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- If it ain’t no hoes in Trader Joe’s I just put all my groceries back, no reason to shop if no honeys don’t see me
- I need 3 days of affection in a row
- Every time I go to Trader Joe’s I think me and my soulmate gonna reach for the same item at the same exact time and it’s only 1 left in stock so I say “you can have it” and she say let’s make a deal I’ll cook it and you can come by for a plate and we be in love forever
- When she say her neck hurts
- Arya was lowkey tryna get some from the hound first but Lord Beric pulled up and she dipped
- Drunk nights I’ll hit a 3 faster than Steph Curry
- Yea the NBA wack this year, I’m def getting a gf and spending time with her
- Outside dead boring I need to just get married
- If a chick say “you don’t like me you just like the idea of me” RUN cause she about to show you she top 5 worst ppl god ever created
- I wanna wife this girl but she look ugly on IG and she a 10 in person but ig means more to me
- She was out, she got drunk and she didn’t text you she hate you... she over you
- My girl caught me tryna change my password so I just typed random numbers.. fuck it now none of us know it