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If you can’t handle me at shitposting about your political party of choice, you don’t deserve me at shitposting your opposition party of choice. 😤💅
Kaitāia Friar
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Kaitāia Friar
@BasicBishopNZ
He/him. Apostolic leader of Dense Tinnie Church. Warlord of the Te Hiku Autonomous Zone. Chaotic Neutral.🔞
Te Hiku o te Ika, Aotearoa
Joined November 2012
- Henry Kissinger can’t see your mean tweets, but your war criminal friends can. Be kind online.
I literally cannot name one thing that New Zealand does better than America- If they make a movie it should be a 1 hour loop of him getting whacked with the ATM machine and the 30 mins of this guy.
- Me for the first 3mins 40secs of In the Air Tonight by Phil Collins
- To make sure both Māori and Pākehā cultures are honoured, all meetings should start with a karakia and doing the stuff quiz together.
- New plan to get boomers to quit smoking by only having te reo on the packet
- In New Zealand instead of elections a racist old man no one likes picks a Chris to be in charge
- Antivaxx ECE teachers complaining about a lack of freedom like there isn’t a rule stopping my kid taking a peanut butter sandwich or apple cut wrong for lunch 🙄
- The National Party has announced its new candidate for Taieri, Stephanie Jane, injecting some much needed diversity by adding a woman with no social media accounts.
