Bart Parks
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Bart Parks
@BartParks
78th generation farmer. My tweets are fully sponsored by BaySanto, Dow-DuPont, and Syngenta. They love me.
Johnson, KS
Joined November 2011
- Saw Clay today. He started growing his beard when 88 was due. Looks like Santa Claus now 😂#88’ The herd has shown up here just as the full moon rises. They are banging around and rubbing on corrals Socially they are checking in on her but I expect they will walk away in a bit. She has laid down for a spell.
00:00 - My wife hasn’t spoken to me in 30 minutes because I ate the last of the cottage cheese, if you’re wondering what marriage is like.
- There’s a sticky note in my grandma’s car that says “stop at stop signs” Lord, help us all.
- What would happen if farmers had a generally positive attitude instead of the default negative? When was the last time the coffee shop old men weren’t complaining? Christ sakes, have some enthusiasm, or quit.
- April 25th seed change: "lets clean out boxes/meters really good guys" May 31st seed change: "just dump that shit on top, who cares"
- Nicest tractor I’ve ever been in. Can’t figure out how to justify $500k+ tho
- To whoever said spraying at 25 mph was ridiculous.... eat my ass
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