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Deke Zucker
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Deke Zucker
@Barstool_Quotes
Sage Wisdom from Barstool Sports • "The hardest working Barstool employee (who doesn't work for Barstool)." -- Dave Portnoy • Instagram archive: barstoolquotes
Joined November 2011
- "Remember when @callherdaddy chirped us about being ahead of PMT [on Podcast rankings] for the first time, I said, yeah, now do that three times a week for four years and then talk to me. And six months later? They're done." -- @BarstoolBigCat on @BarstoolYak
GIF - BREAKING NEWS: Dave is betting ALL 53 UNDERS TODAY. And he's putting $10k on each game. $530,000 bet total today. THIS WILL BE CRAZY. "Barstool Sports might end up on eBay." -- @PFTCommenter
- BREAKING NEWS: ESPN is trying to say that Joe Burrow said on @PardonMyTake that he took real money from Odell. Burrow NEVER confirmed it was real money. "ESPN lies! It's the top story on ESPN. ... They did not ask if it was real money. ESPN is illegal!" -- @BarstoolBigCat
- If we get #TeamHank trending on Twitter I'll consider posting the list of Barstool employees Reddit burners I got a year ago from one of the back end database guys who worked there #HankForever #MiltonStrong
- "It's a federal crime to watch the video." -- Dave Portnoy on @BarstoolRadio "Is it?" -- @BarstoolBigCat "Yes." -- Dave "Well, Tommy's committed 300 federal crimes then." -- Big Cat
- BREAKING NEWS: Per Dave on @DavePortnoyShow -- Frank the Tank @NjTank99 is coming on FULL TIME at Barstool!
- "My son @stoolpresidente graduated from the University of Michigan. I paid for it. And he doesn't know where the Eiffel Tower is. People say he's busy with Barstool, but he's been like this for years. I should sue Michigan. He came out a dotard." -- @TheCousinMIke on #TheCousins
- "I have bigger fish to fry than @callherdaddy podcast. I got McDonalds, Amex, Budweiser, NHL franchises cutting checks. You think I'm worried that CHD didn't like me NOT whipping out dick? I got twice as many kills as both of them combined." -- @BizNasty2point0 on @BarstoolRadio
- BREAKING NEWS: Per @walktheline here is the official list of people that are going to Vegas with @DanaB_Number3: DanaB Marty JackMac 2 Kara Kara Friend 1 Kara Friend 2 PFT Donnie Does
- "I never saw Barstool as a place I could work for 20 years. And now I absolutely do. People have been saying I'm going to ESPN for 10 years. And I keep signing 7 year contracts every 3 months." -- @BarstoolBigCat on @BarstoolYak
- "I was a seven time sex haver last weekend." -- @DanaB_Number3 on @PicksCentral [stunned silence] "You're just putting that out there?" -- @BWalkerSEC "You forget, I'm a douche bag." -- Dana B
