Unfortunate News out of the North Pole this morning…
Santa Clause has placed Dasher, Blitzen, Comet and Prancer on Reserve/COVID 19 List. Per: @AdamSchefter
The Clauses’ have activated Lazer, Blazer, Leaper, and Mark from the Practice Squad. Christmas is in Jeopardy.
Congrats to the tigers. Only two teams were left standing and we were one of them. But they earned it. Hats off to pitching and LSU fans (they are relentless shit talkers) till we meet again🤝. CHANTS UP.
10 Super Bowls in 20 seasons. He’s been to the Super Bowl 50% of his career. To put that in perspective Coastal’s graduation rate is 41%. There’s a better chance Tom Brady plays in a Super Bowl than you have to graduate Coastal Carolina. Tuff
My favorite College Football tradition is scheduling games 27 years in advanced. We have no idea if we’ll be around in 5 years the way the planet is going and the way people on it are acting but ya Iowa vs Washington in 2058 sounds dope.