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The Great British Bloke
@BangersOnToast
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Joined June 2020
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    This is first time in TikTok history… that the chick HUMILIATES the guy
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    Replying to @BangersOnToast
    His whole message was about the importance of self control So she said “Why don’t u control your lust instead of cheating & shagging loads of strangers?” & he resorted to petty name calling He got defeated in a debate by a female That’s like losing a war to the French WEAK
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    Is this the perfect full English?! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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    Modern women are in competition with their men She hates that his success highlights her failures Her hamster brain can’t pretend to be his equal, so she humiliates him 4 revenge The only way she can feel power is to put a legend on a leash He retains frame by replacing her
    Erling Haaland didn’t know what to say when his girlfriend admitted that she was in love with his best friend before him 😭💔
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    MiniKilla 🦊
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    Liberal doctors when they see a 5 year old boy playing with a girl’s dollhouse
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    Meghan markle cries herself to sleep thinking about this photo
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    who the fuck tips based on the quality of the service? I tip exclusively based on the attractiveness of the servant - men 0% - foreigner 0% - blue haired lib 0% - fat chick 0% - skinny white girl with no wedding ring 88%
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    Replying to @BangersOnToast
    The bottom line is this The pursuit of sexual hedonism hollows out your heart The ONLY way to feel like you have something worth living for Is to find a cause that’s worth dying for Martyrdom is the pinnacle of masculinity Not wearing skin tight jeans & leopard print loafers
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    5 Secrets of Family Estate Planning Elite families have known how to protect their assets for thousands of years It’s about time you people caught up THREAD
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    My grandmother is on her deathbed I haven’t slept for 30 hours. Just sitting by her side. It could be days it could be minutes. But her organs are shutting down. This is it. I have spent the last 10 months caring for her full time So here are 10 life lessons THREAD