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Jonathan Bales
@BalesBets
Founder, Gambly Ventures (@Gambly @GamblyBot @UnabatedSports), prev. founder @FantasyLabs (acquired). Author & Pushup King. Investor @Underdog @LayerZero_Core
Miami
jonathanbales.komi.io
Joined March 2009
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    Jonathan Bales
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    Feb 21
    I am listing my waterfront Miami house for sale. ⛵️72 feet of water frontage off of Biscayne Bay (no fixed bridges, new boat lift) 📏Just under 3,000 square feet with huge lot/entertaining space 🏠1/1 guest house with full kitchen Will be on market very soon for $3.6M. DM me
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    Jonathan Bales
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    Apr 3, 2021
    It’s 1am. I’m alone in a hotel in Miami racing digital horses. My colt Spicy Mayo just had an amazing comeback. I’m having the time of my life.
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    Jonathan Bales
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    Jan 7, 2021
    One of the most telling signs in picking future friends, business partners, etc. (for me) is how they treat waiters, cab drivers, others in service they’ll likely never see again
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    Jonathan Bales
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    Sep 13, 2020
    I get up at 5am to play fantasy football and idk how anyone could live any other way
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    Jonathan Bales
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    Dec 2, 2021
    Actually sick. @KeithOlbermann is one of the biggest pieces of shit on the internet. A true fucking loser who acts holier than thou while leveraging others’ suffering for personal gain. The worst kind of scum
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    Keith Olbermann
    @KeithOlbermann
    Dec 2, 2021
    This kid died to stop a school shooter whose mother echoed the Trumpist Fascism of @stoolpresidente and @barstoolsports
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    Jonathan Bales
    @BalesBets
    Dec 17, 2020
    "Just waiting for bitcoin's pullback and then I'm in." - @adamlevitan in 2040
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    Jonathan Bales
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    Apr 3, 2020
    I have four push-ups left. I will do those and then a few more just in case
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    Jonathan Bales
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    Jun 8, 2022
    1/3 Some news: @CSURAM88 and I are leading a small group that purchased a large equity stake in @EstablishTheRun. This is my first move back into sports since the sale of Action Network, and I’m pretty pumped to build what I think is a dream team in the sports speculation space.
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    Jonathan Bales
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    Jul 11, 2017
    Nice calm discussion with @BarstoolNate on @BarstoolRadio
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    Jonathan Bales
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    Jan 8, 2022
    It took me many years to realize my passion isn’t in building businesses or writing books or working with data…my passion is gambling on degen shit. I fucking love it
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    Jonathan Bales
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    Oct 18, 2020
    Accidentally entered the freeroll and boy am I glad I did! Turned a potentially horrific week into something great. Hold!
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    Jonathan Bales
    @BalesBets
    Jan 18, 2021
    Feels great to keep getting so lucky x.com/fantasycrunche…
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    FantasyCruncher
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    Jan 17, 2021
    Sorry to all @FantasyLabs subs who got touted to play Mahomes today. The guys over there are so stupid, they make @BalesFootball look like Andy Reid.
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    Jonathan Bales
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    Dec 25, 2020
    If you want to develop a useful skill but unsure where to start, I recommend writing. I believe it’s the most useful talent because it formalizes your thoughts; you can’t easily BS when you write. Not all smart people can write well, but nearly everyone who writes well is smart.
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    Jonathan Bales
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    Dec 8, 2020
    Pretty sure the guy has like a fucking 75% red zone TD rate since I tweeted this
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    Ryan Hodge 👺
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    Dec 8, 2020
    . @BalesFootball
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