I have been informed by a relative who is a middle school teacher that students are now referring to coronavirus as the “boomer remover”
B.W. Carlin
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B.W. Carlin
@BaileyCarlin
Founder @BadBrainDC | Adjunct: @Marist | Former Teacher who dropped out of grad school to tweet | Past: Sports Illustrated, XFL, Dan Le Batard Show, Barstool
- White blood cells showing up to help the body fight infection and other disease x.com/funniestvidslo…
- If Kiss Me Thru the Phone had come out during Coronavirus it would’ve been the #1 song in the history of music
- “Okay now one where you have that shit on please”1925 criminal's mugshot
- “Ice and Spice, just how I like my margaritas! Ha, I’m Jason”
- Clowning your mom for wanting to spend quality time with you somewhere she thought you’d likely have fun is such a dork ass move. What a loser
- What fruit/vegetable do you think you could throw the farthest? I think my answer is an avocado. Apple is close, but the slip factor is too high. I think I could absolutely GUN an avocado
- Can’t get over this image. Khelif is 9-5. 9 women have lost to her, 5 women have beat her, and none of them started crying and quit in 46 seconds. Who’s the real loser here?“I have never been hit so hard in my life. It’s up to the IOC to judge.” Italy’s Angela Carini after lasting just 46 seconds against Algeria’s intersex athlete Imane Khelif. Biological firestorm at Paris Olympics.
- Addison Rae started doing dances on TikTok and now her dad is an embarrassing public disgrace and her mom is making out with Yung Gravy at the VMAs. Tough break
- SPONGEBOB IS WATCHING. FUCKING SPONGEBOB. PUT ME IN THERE.
- We are moments away from entering our fourth calendar year of ceiling ball
I bought those balls you’re supposed to be able to throw at the ceiling and they stick for a couple seconds then fall down. It has not come down. It has been 10 minutes. - you ever look at someone and just know they have a peanut allergy
Replying to @squirrelpspsTattoos on women are generally disgusting.
