Takes shortcut home, RAPED. #badluckbrian
Bad Luck Brian
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- Blows rape whistle, ALERTS MORE RAPISTS OF HIS LOCATION. #badluckbrian
- Sets password as penis, NOT LONG ENOUGH. #badluckbrian
- "Come at me bro," BROTHER EJACULATES ON HIM. #badluckbrian
- Receives first nude pic, PENIS. #badluckbrian
- Gets a handjob, EDWARD SCISSORHANDS. #badluckbrian
- Becomes a priest, GETS MOLESTED BY THE CHILDREN. #badluckbrian
- Finally gets his dick sucked, MOSQUITO. #badluckbrian
- Found girl that finds him attractive, TRANSVESTITE. #badluckbrian
- Wife gives birth, CHILD IS BLACK. #badluckbrian
- Finds something positive in his life, HIV. #badluckbrian
- Loses virginity, GETS IT BACK. #badluckbrian
- Pokes hole in friends' condoms, MOM GETS PREGNANT. #badluckbrian
