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Bad Legal Takes
@BadLegalTakes
Posting the worst legal takes on Twitter. Have a submission? DM a link or @ me. Screenshot = bad take. RT = great take. Bingo cards: bit.ly/3cXRtdG
Joined October 2019
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Libs of TikTok & @libsoftiktok: “I'm told that multiple school districts across California are handing out these cards to students. Is California trying to interfere with ICE operations? That's a crime.” 

Attached to the post is a screenshot of a card that states:

“I do not wish to speak with you, answer your questions, or sign or hand you any documents based on my 5th Amendment rights under the United States Constitution.

I do not give you permission to enter my home based on my 4th Amendment rights under the United States Constitution unless you have a warrant to enter, signed by a judge or magistrate with my name on it that you slide under the door.

I do not give you permission to search any of my belongings based on my 4th Amendment rights.

I choose to exercise my constitutional rights.

These cards are available to citizens and noncitizens alike.”
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poppy @imnotpopbase: “I am now in contact with my lawyers. Weaponizing Community Notes to engage in targetted harassment is not okay. Everyone who has noted me is going to see me in court. Disguising harassment as "adding context" is not okay. Using community notes is a violation of my free speech.”
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Vanessa Boone @VMBoone: “Innocent people don't lawyer-up.”
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Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok: “Here's an account with THREE MILLION followers just casually blaming a teen's de*th on me. She says I ‘contributed to the de*th’ & my rhetoric ‘resulted in the de*th’. Defamation doesn't even begin to cover what this is. This is a straight up libel. I will not tolerate this.”
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Elon Musk @elonmusk: “I strongly encourage any company who has been systematically boycotted by advertisers to file a lawsuit. There may also be criminal liability via the RICO Act.”
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Beard Vet @Beard_Vet: “Upon further examination, legal experts say President Trump can run for President again in 2028. Leftist are losing their minds”
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Public Citizen ☑️ @Public Citizen: FYI: We're blocked by Elon Musk. So much for being ‘committed’ to  free speech.”
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Josiah Lippincott @jlippincott_: “I think that ruling is retarded. The Supreme Court is not the final arbiter on the meaning of the law”
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Defiant L's @DefiantLs: Attached to the tweet is a screenshot of two different tweets by Andrew Wortman @AmoneyResists:

11/7/18: “You might want to reread the 1st
Amendment; it includes freedom of the press as well as free speech.”

2/27/22: “If the EU can ban Russia Today and
Sputnik, we can ban Fox News and OANN.”
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Andrew Wortman @AmoneyResists, Replying to @DefiantLs: “Hey long time no see, man! Great
screengrab! Look how owned I am! Except: 
-1st Amendment doesn't cover harmful lies & incitement of violence
-Fox and OANN serve as arms of Kremlin propaganda, which seek to end American democracy, meaning there'd be no Bill of Rights or
Amendments”
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Rose Mulet @realRoseMulet: “If someone tries to rape you, that doesn’t give you a right to fucking murder them. People defending that disgusts me. Your life is not in danger. 99.9999% of women don't die from rape. If you kill the man in situation you should be charged with murder #prolife #repealthe2nd”
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Barstool Sports @barstoolsports: “UNCENSORED EXTENDED VERSION of Will Smith smacking Chris Rock from Japanese TV”

Nico @WhoDey9to1: “It's not assault, and the people who are saying it is have no idea of how the law works. You are allowed to hit people on a stage during a public event so long as it was backed with a legitimate reason. It's funny how many armchair lawyers are in this reply section.”