Baba Kayai
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- One time in shaggz we got so drunk on murats then went to lie down on a lawn, a cousin suddenly said he thought he was dying and that his heartbeat ilikuwa kwa mgongo, was told to turn and lie kifudidudi instead, turns out he had slept on a frog 😂😂
- Rwanda's biggest export to Kenya is probably barbers
- Imagine a Maths double lesson under a tree, bark to bark
- Ukifika ambia receptionist ‘You guy my Ngae!’Hii jab ya tonsillitis inaitwa? Want to get it kesho, niseme nadai nini nikifika hosi?
- 🎶 Chemichemi za uongo…
The opening to one of the best songs you’ve ever heard went like….? - That's not on you, it's the Farmer's ChoiceMlisema sausage mtu anafaa kukula ngapi? 💀
- Kuna wale wa ‘Beb nibuyie’ then there’s Joan Kubuy, choose wisely
