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Red Sox are winning the 2026 World Series.
WBC Home Run Leaders
Dominican Republic: 15
Italy: 12
Venezuela: 11
The freaking Boston Red Sox outfield: 10
Japan: 10
United States: 9
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@B_wittytwit
⚠️Comments on absurdity with pitch-black wit, while gleefully skipping as society collapses. Voted most likely to not mind my business. Cheers! 🥂✨
Joined June 2021
- Replying to @StriderHQI had to read this a few times to make sure I was reading it correctly. “This man” was “110 pounds?” Was he 12? Or missing his legs? Or like…was this a Make a Wish on his deathbed? 110 pounds.
GIF- Replying to @liltay and @MoistBluntzSo you weren’t stranded. You were inconvenienced.
- Replying to @RothmusImagine you’re reading a book, trying to mind your own business and all of a sudden you cum.
- Replying to @nut_historyThis atrocious “homerun sculpture” that used to be in marlins park. So hideous. So stupid. Like a Santeria carnival that no one wanted to be at
- Replying to @greetinghimerosThis sounds like the opening to a psychological thriller. I’m fully invested.
- Replying to @noyeahobviously and @themeredithWe can stop with yours. No one is allowed to reply to that tweet with any more gossip beyond yours. Peak.
- Replying to @LERAJJJ and @gabbgoudyShe’s a girl at a baseball game (which is clearly only for boys, I’m told), having a hot dog with a refreshing summer beer, wearing a cute outfit. The nerve of this bitch.
- Replying to @dinosaurs1969They used to be offered for free where the condiments are, so you could add them to nachos…I used to always throw em in my popcorn 🥹
