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“Lies We Told”, a short film I wrote & directed, is up now on YouTube
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Brandon Calvillo
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Brandon Calvillo
@BJCalvillo
Business Contact: [email protected] Buy my book “The Haystack” here⬇️⬇️⬇️
Joined June 2009
- “Bro, my GF broke up with me” “No way, bro. Why?” “I dunno. I psychologically and emotionally abused her relentlessly” “She’s crazy, bro”
- “Biden’s votes are only going up because they keep counting ballots.” Yes that’s.....literally how an election works......
- Justin Bieber was never going to marry any of you why are you upset
- I am enjoying Shane Dawson’s series on Jake Paul and if you hate it maybe take a walk outside because it’s literally just entertainment
- David and Liza’s breakup video is genuinely one of the most beautifully human videos I’ve ever seen.
- I’d still let him split me open like a coconut
- I don't believe in cancer. Never had cancer. Am very healthy. This mindset has damaged me ZERO. Try it. 🙃
- Guy: “Can I fly this airplane?” “Are you a pilot?” Guy: “No” “Then absolutely not. We’d be putting dozens of lives at risk” Guy: “Can I buy that military weapon?” “Are you in the military?” Guy: “No” “Sure. How much ammo?”
- Cancer is a choice. It’s a mindset. If you don’t wanna have cancer, just DONT have it. It’s so simple.
- *this just happened outside CVS “Hey are you famous?” Me: “No” “Oh, can I still get a photo?” Me: “Why?” “I dunno, just in case” Me: “Ok sure”
- Shane Dawsons series about Tanacon is managing to make a documentary about a failed social media convention feel like a documentary about Watergate. It’s very good.
- List of reasons why Derek Chauvin should be charged with first degree murder: 1) He committed first degree murder 2) He committed first degree murder 3) He committed first degree murder 4) He committed first degree murder 5) He committed first degree murder #RAISETHEDEGREE
